七夕搞笑的句子有什么（七夕搞笑段子欣赏）
1、别人都有甜甜的恋爱，我只有秃秃的脑袋。
Everyone else has a sweet love. I only have a bald head.
2、我的男朋友，不小气，不张扬，不懒惰，不存在。
My boyfriend, not stingy, not publicity, not lazy, does not exist.
3、七夕节快到了，是时候回天庭和月老谈谈分配对象的事了。
The Chinese Valentine&’s Day is coming. It&’s time to go back to the heaven and talk about the allocation of boyfriends.
4、七夕节怎么过？躺着过、趴着过、站着过、蹲着过、一笑而过、擦肩而过、面壁思过、匆匆而过。
How do you spend Chinese Valentine&’s day? Lying down, lying down, standing, squatting, laughing, passing by, thinking on the wall, and passing in a hurry.
5、别问我处不处对象，这是想有就有的吗？你考不上清华，是因为你不想上吗？
Don&’t ask me if I want to fall in love. Is this something that you can have if you want to? You can&’t be admitted to Tsinghua University because you don&’t want to?
6、今年七夕不收礼，收礼不收男朋友。
No gifts will be accepted this year. I don&’t accept boyfriends for gifts.
7、情人节我掐指一算，不出意外的话，跟我没半毛钱关系。
Valentine&’s day I pinch a finger, if no accident, and I have no half dime relationship.
8、历史总是惊人的相似，前年七夕我单身，去年七夕我单身，今年七夕我还单身。
History is always surprisingly similar. I was single the previous year&’s Eve, last year I was single, and this year I was still single.
9、七夕快到了，月老我们坐下来喝杯茶，谈谈心吧！
Tanabata is coming. Yuelao, let&’s sit down and have a cup of tea and talk about our hearts!
10、有需要电灯泡的吗？吃不吃饭不重要，主要是想近距离看看爱情长什么样？
Do you need a light bulb? It doesn&’t matter whether you eat or not. It&’s mainly to see what love looks like up close?
11、情人节声明：我不是不想谈恋爱，我是没人要。
Valentine&’s Day statement: it&’s not that I don&’t want to fall in love. No one wants me.
12、小朋友，你是否有很多问号，为什么情人节了你还没人要。
Children, do you have a lot of question marks, why do you have no one to ask you for Valentine&’s day.