搞笑押韵的句子（押韵的沙雕句子）
1、吃饭不积极，脑袋有问题。
You don&’t eat actively, you have a brain problem.
2、了不起了不起，保温杯里泡枸杞。
It&’s amazing. Soak wolfberry in the thermos cup.
3、你不评他不赞，我的说说谁来看。
You don&’t comment, he doesn&’t like it. Who will come to see me.
4、可可爱爱，只有眼袋。
搞笑押韵的句子（押韵的沙雕句子）
Lovely, only eye bags.
5、做你最爱，甜蜜且乖。
Be your favorite, sweet and sweet.
6、揉揉小猪头，万事不用愁。
Knead the little pig&’s head, nothing to worry about.
7、生活幸福，猪猪发福。
Life is happy, pigs get fat.
8、不哭不哭，眼泪是珍珠，哭多了变猪。
Don&’t cry, tears are pearls. If you cry more, you will become a pig.
9、每天一个小蛋糕，帅哥把你举高高。
Every day a small cake, handsome guy will lift you high.
10、凡事看得开，生活才能嗨。
Only when you see everything, can you enjoy life.
11、愿得一人心，免得老相亲。
May you have a heart, so that you don&’t keep dating.
12、每天多瘦一两斤，易烊千玺把你亲。
Lose one or two pounds a day, and Jackson Yee kisses you.
13、抽烟有害健康，爱我延年益寿。
Smoking is harmful to health, love me to live longer.
14、生活不易，猪猪叹气。
Life is not easy, pig sighs.
15、幸好我是小胖子，难过的时候还能摸摸自己的小肚子。
Fortunately, I&’m a little fat man. I can feel my stomach when I&’m sad.
16、风在吹，雨在下，我在为你打电话。
The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I&’m calling for you.